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Jokes
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
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One day Johnny went to his father and asked him if he could buy him a $200
bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have an $ 80,000 mortgage on the house and you
want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Xmas"
Xmas came around and Johnny asked again.
The father said, "Well the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that.
Ask me again some other time."
Well, about two days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all
his belongings in a suitcase.
The father felt sorry for him and asked him why he was leaving. The boy said,
"Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were
pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and
DAMN if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 Mortgage!"
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